{"id":99931,"date":"2016-12-23T11:56:31","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T16:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/countingpips.com\/?p=99931"},"modified":"2016-12-23T05:57:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T10:57:18","slug":"its-the-most-wonderful-time-wasters-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/2016\/12\/its-the-most-wonderful-time-wasters-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s the Most Wonderful Time-Wasters of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"inves-2757846679\" class=\"inves-below-title-posts inves-entity-placement\"><div id =\"posts_date_custom\"><div align=\"left\">December 23, 2016<\/div><hr style=\"border: none; border-bottom: 3px solid black;\">\r\n<\/div><\/div><p>By <a href=\"http:\/\/WallStreetDaily.com\/\"><u>WallStreetDaily.com<\/u><\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-home-th size-home-th wp-post-image\" style=\"display: block; margin-bottom: 5px; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wallstreetdailywebsite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1216_holidaygifts_feature.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wallstreetdailywebsite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1216_holidaygifts_feature.jpg 580w, https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/wallstreetdailywebsite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/1216_holidaygifts_feature-300x155.jpg 300w\" alt=\"It\u2019s the Most Wonderful Time-Wasters of the Year\" width=\"580\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>You\u2019ll never have more fun than you will by making your way through <\/em>Wall Street Daily\u2019s<em> trove of (mostly holiday-inspired) treasures.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We\u2019re taking it light today to mark our final issue before the holidays are in full swing.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s fun stuff to look at, maybe some fun stuff to buy with gift cards, and, above all, fun stuff to share with your spouse, siblings, and spawn.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, Blessed Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays \u2014 whatever your angle, may this be the best ever for you and yours.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s wishing everyone \u2014 investors, traders, speculators, indexers, stock pickers, Trumpkins, Clintonites, Bernie Bros, environmental whackos, climate-change deniers, nerds, hipsters, luddites, geeks, cat people, dog lovers, Friends\u2026Romans\u2026Countrymen \u2014 a fantastic 2017.<\/p><div id=\"inves-583491009\" class=\"inves-in-content inves-entity-placement\"><hr style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd;\">\r\n<div id=\"inpost_ads_header\">\r\n<p style=\"font-size:10px; float:left; color:#666;\">Free Reports:<\/p><\/div>\r\n<div id=\"inpost_ads\"> \r\n<p style=\"font-size:15px; float:left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/1ApBOV\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/investmacro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/graph_techs_PD.png\" align=\"left\" width=\"80\"  height=\"55\"\/><\/a>\r\n\t     <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/1ApBOV\"><b><u>Get Our Free Metatrader 4 Indicators<\/u><\/b><\/a> - Put Our Free MetaTrader 4 Custom Indicators on your charts when you join our Weekly Newsletter<\/p><br><br>\r\n<br>\r\n<br>\r\n<p style=\"font-size:15px; float:left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/f3RrHX\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/investmacro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/cot_pie_80.png\" align=\"left\" width=\"80\"  height=\"55\"\/><\/a>\r\n\t    <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/f3RrHX\"><b><u>Get our Weekly Commitment of Traders Reports<\/u><\/b><\/a> - See where the biggest traders (Hedge Funds and Commercial Hedgers) are positioned in the futures markets on a weekly basis.<\/p><br><br>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<hr style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd;\">\r\n<br><\/div>\n<p>First things first: You\u2019ll need a drink. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/food-drink\/drinks\/a51610\/how-to-make-hot-toddy-recipe\/\" target=\"_blank\">Here, as told by his niece Kate, is how William Faulkner got through winter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pappy alone decided when a Hot Toddy was needed, and he administered it to his patient with the best bedside manner of a country doctor. He prepared it in the kitchen in the following way: Take one heavy glass tumbler. Fill approximately half full with Heaven Hill bourbon (the Jack Daniel\u2019s was reserved for Pappy\u2019s ailments). Add one tablespoon of sugar. Squeeze 1\/2 lemon and drop into glass. Stir until sugar dissolves. Fill glass with boiling water. Serve with potholder to protect patient\u2019s hands from the hot glass. Pappy always made a small ceremony out of serving his Hot Toddy, bringing it upstairs on a silver tray and admonishing his patient to drink it quickly, before it cooled off. It never failed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Continuing the drink bent, here\u2019s a set of two whiskey glasses <a href=\"http:\/\/huckberry.kinja.com\/save-16-on-whiskey-glasses-perfected-by-science-40-1788155720\" target=\"_blank\">perfected by science<\/a>, as described at Huckberry:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Master distillers spent nearly two years designing the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.idevaffiliate.com\/31555\/idevaffiliate.php?id=306&amp;url=10623\" target=\"_blank\">Norlan Whiskey Glass\u00a0($48, 2-set)<\/a>, testing over three dozen prototypes until they arrived at a model that met their exacting specifications (and raised a whopping $807k on Kickstarter).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Continuing the literary bent, here\u2019s Shane Parrish of Farnam Street with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.farnamstreetblog.com\/2016\/12\/29934\/\" target=\"_blank\">an ode of sorts to the particularly American author Louis L\u2019Amour, who wrote the following in 1980<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Often I hear people say they do not have the time to read. That\u2019s absolute nonsense. In one year during which I kept that kind of record, I read 25 books while waiting for people. In offices, applying for jobs, waiting to see a dentist, waiting in a restaurant for friends, many such places. I read on buses, trains and planes. If one really wants to learn, one has to decide what is important. Spending an evening on the town? Attending a ballgame? Or learning something that can be with you your life long?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.gizmodo.com\/neil-gaiman-reading-the-raven-in-front-of-a-crackling-f-1790114346\" target=\"_blank\">And here\u2019s multimedia legend Neil Gaiman reading Edgar Allan Poe\u2019s <em>The Raven<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While were on books, here\u2019s one for a slice of film fans: <em>Bad Dads: Art Inspired by the Films of Wes Anderson<\/em>. From the introduction to the Spoke Gallery\u2019s exhibit, <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2016\/12\/19\/bad-dads-art-inspired-by-the.html\" target=\"_blank\">by Christine Ro via Boing Boing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Bad Dads<\/em> lets the art do the talking. This collection stems from an annual gallery exhibition of artworks paying homage to Wes Anderson films. There\u2019s brief introductory text by Anderson himself, as well as from critic Matt Zoller Seitz and curator Ken Harman, but the book is almost entirely made up of images.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite pieces are the dioramas, which capture the caught-in-their-own-world quality of Wes Anderson\u2019s movies. But there\u2019s something here for everyone: <em>Mr. and Mrs. Fox<\/em> action figures? Yes. Nude paintings of Margot Tenenbaum? Check. Models of the ship from the <em>Life Aquatic<\/em> and the train from <em>The Darjeeling Limited<\/em>? This book has you covered. More portraits of Bill Murray than you can shake a stick at? They\u2019re all here. The creativity on show is astonishing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And while we\u2019re on the cinematic theme, <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.gizmodo.com\/the-best-handmade-ornament-ever-celebrates-the-best-chr-1790274271\" target=\"_blank\">here\u2019s a fantastic Christmas tree ornament based on that classic of the season <em>Die Hard<\/em><\/a>. (See more ways to spend time with your family in front of the big screen in Old Things New, at the end of this issue.)<\/p>\n<p>Many of you will venture out to see the box-office champion of this holiday season, <em>Rogue One: A Star Wars Story<\/em>; better to go armed with knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>The good folks at FiveThirtyEight have prepared a solid visualization of the epochal Dark Side vs. Light Side conflict, \u201cwith apologies to <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Charles_Joseph_Minard\" target=\"_blank\">Charles Joseph Minard<\/a> and his visualization of <a href=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/2\/29\/Minard.png\" target=\"_blank\">Napoleon\u2019s invasion of Russia<\/a>.\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/fivethirtyeight.com\/features\/star-wars-in-one-chart\/\" target=\"_blank\">Here\u2019s the Galactic Civil War in one chart<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Staying \u201cseasonal,\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/freak-snowfall-in-the-sahara-looks-unreal-1790320022\" target=\"_blank\">here\u2019s a great \u201cWhite Christmas\u201d visual<\/a>. Snow in the Sahara? Snow in the Sahara!<a id=\"video1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>More \u201cWhite Christmas\u201d? More \u201cWhite Christmas\u201d! Check out this video depicting what can happen with a DIY snowboarder-tugging drone. (Warning: There\u2019s some salty language here.)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/At3xcj-pTjg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Leaving Earth via drone is one thing. Leaving the planet via rocket is another thing altogether.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scientificamerican.com\/article\/q-a-the-astronaut-who-captured-out-of-this-world-views-of-earth-slide-show1\/\" target=\"_blank\">Here\u2019s a slideshow of some incredible images of Earth<\/a> captured by NASA astronaut Don Pettit during trips to the International Space Station between 2002 and 2011. Here\u2019s Pettit, from the accompanying Q&amp;A at <em>Scientific American<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Well, most astronauts take photographs up there. Why wouldn\u2019t you? It\u2019s a rare privilege to go. I look at space travel as kind of like how Arctic and Antarctic exploration was, circa 1910. You look at Shackleton and Scott, Byrd and Amundsen, and they were going places where most had no clue as to what it was really like, but all these explorers took pictures and shared the experience with as many people back home as were willing to look and to listen. That\u2019s what we\u2019re doing in space right now \u2014 going somewhere most people can\u2019t and bringing back photographs and videos to tell the stories. Even if there is no replacement for simply being there, I feel a moral obligation to try to explain what it\u2019s like and to share my experience with the people who really made it possible \u2014 the taxpayers who support NASA and projects like the International Space Station. Without everybody on Planet Earth, I wouldn\u2019t be able to go off-planet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(By the way, Tuesday night\/Wednesday morning, December 20\/December 21, was <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.gizmodo.com\/5715413\/tonight-will-be-the-darkest-night-of-the-past-500-years\" target=\"_blank\">the darkest night of the past 500 years<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>We turn it over to Maddie Stone of Gizmodo for this one: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/oh-my-god-nasa-launched-a-giphy-page-and-its-glorious-1789838556\" target=\"_blank\">Oh My God, NASA Launched a GIPHY Page and It\u2019s Glorious<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/search\/nasa\" target=\"_blank\">Go see it all<\/a>, including \u201cglorious planetary and deep space imagery, fiery rocket launches, and unforgettable moments in spaceflight history.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of the celestial, Astrophile Joshua Sokol of <em>New Scientist<\/em> explains that a \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article\/2116610-giant-ball-of-gas-is-a-totally-stinky-galactic-chemistry-lab\/\" target=\"_blank\">giant ball of gas is a totally stinky galactic chemistry lab<\/a>.\u201d And it may explain how we got our start:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It\u2019s possible that these substances, delivered through crash landings on early Earth, provided some of the ingredients life needed to start. But before that \u2014 long before \u2014 they may have been grown in the thin, icy rind of irradiated dust grains, drifting in space, bathed in the light of newborn stars.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Speaking of the elements, <a href=\"http:\/\/elements.wlonk.com\/ElementsTable.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here\u2019s the periodic table, in pictures and words<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/product\/jhhm\/\" target=\"_blank\">These planetary string lights would make a great gift for the space geek in your life<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Finally! <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2016\/12\/11\/this-gadget-turns-your-air-gui.html\" target=\"_blank\">This gadget turns your air guitar into actual music<\/a>. Boing Boing explains:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/store.boingboing.net\/sales\/airjamz-app-enabled-bluetooth-air-guitar-music-toy?utm_source=boingboing.net&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=airjamz-app-enabled-bluetooth-air-guitar-music-toy_121116&amp;utm_term=scsf-176839\" target=\"_blank\">AirJamz Bluetooth Air Pick &amp; Music Toy<\/a> creates music out of thin air \u2014 literally. It looks like a big, electronic guitar pick, but the accompanying iOS\/Android app packs over 100 instruments and sounds.<\/p>\n<p>All you have to do is connect to your device via Bluetooth, pick a song, and get playing that air guitar (or piano, or flute\u2026). The app will register the physical\u00a0guitar strums or finger movements, and play the sounds just like as if you were playing the instrument. I prefer to download songs via the app to add background music to my amateur instrument playing, but you can play solo, too.<\/p>\n<p>I hear toy and think of kids, but this gadget is just as much made for adults.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OK, here are some things to pass the time and\/or create some nightmares.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re not onto <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/theslowmoguys\" target=\"_blank\">The Slow Mo Guys<\/a> yet, maybe this will do it: Yes, do \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/sploid.gizmodo.com\/watch-a-soccer-ball-slam-into-this-guys-head-in-super-s-1789995238\" target=\"_blank\">Watch a Soccer Ball Slam Into This Guy\u2019s Head in Super Slow Motion<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sploid has another great video to entertain us. Yes, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/sploid.gizmodo.com\/repairing-a-30-000-tire-is-an-insanely-complicated-and-1789981435\" target=\"_blank\">Repairing a $30,000 Tire Is an Insanely Complicated and Satisfying Experience<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>These are stills, but <a href=\"http:\/\/combophotos.squarespace.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Stephen McMennamy\u2019s Combophotos<\/a> are enthralling.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, yes it is: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2016\/12\/13\/real-photograph-of-the-horribl.html\" target=\"_blank\">Real photograph of the horrible Muriwai Monster!<\/a>\u201d Boing Boing\u2019s David Pescovitz is on the case:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Behold the Muriwai Monster, a horrifying beast that washed up last weekend on Muriwai Beach in Auckland, New Zealand. It\u2019s thought that the 7.8 magnitude earthquake that hit New Zealand\u2019s South Island, raising the sea bed by two meters, spurred this evil behemoth to surface.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, some nonbelievers are insisting that the Muriwai Monster is actually a hunk of driftwood covered in gooseneck barnacles. They\u2019ll learn, as soon as the Muriwai Monster awakens.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here are some more gore-ious pictures of stuff from the sea: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/this-deep-sea-fisherman-posts-his-discoveries-on-twitte-1790323479\" target=\"_blank\">This Deep Sea Fisherman Posts His Discoveries on Twitter and OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of beasts, you gotta take care of your best friend.<\/p>\n<p>Dogs don\u2019t know Christmas from Shinola, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popsci.com\/what-to-buy-for-your-very-good-dog\" target=\"_blank\">so these things you\u2019re free to gift any time of year\u2026 but now\u2019s as good a time as any<\/a>. But it never hurts to make your family pet feel included. Courtesy of <em>Popular Science<\/em>, here\u2019s my favorite:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Puzzle\u00a0for Puppers<\/p>\n<p>Help your pup get smarter by teaching him or her how to solve puzzles. You can start with beginner level if your doggie is kind of an idiot, then work your way up. Or jump right into the intermediate level if your pooch is a genius. Either way, she gets treats!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2h0aikj\" target=\"_blank\">$36 on Amazon<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Let\u2019s turn it over to Vince Guaraldi to take us out with <em>A Ch<\/em><em>arlie Brown Christmas<\/em>\u2026<a id=\"video2\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ewG5xsNz5No\" width=\"100%\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2>Old Things New<\/h2>\n<p>Here are 21 Great Christmas movies, according to <em>Wall Street Daily<\/em> \u2014 some more obvious than others:<\/p>\n<p>Action-Adventure Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Lethal Weapon<\/em> (1987)<\/li>\n<li><em>Die Hard<\/em> (1988)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Animated Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A Charlie Brown Christmas<\/em> (1965)<\/li>\n<li><em>Arthur Christmas<\/em> (2011)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Black Comedy Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Bad Santa<\/em> (2003)<\/li>\n<li><em>Brazil <\/em>(1985)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comedy Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A Christmas Story<\/em> (1983)<\/li>\n<li><em>Trading Places<\/em> (1983)<\/li>\n<li><em>Elf<\/em> (2003)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dickens Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Scrooge<\/em> (1951)<\/li>\n<li><em>A Christmas Carol<\/em> (1984)<\/li>\n<li><em>Scrooged<\/em> (1988)<\/li>\n<li><em>The Muppet Christmas Carol<\/em> (1992)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Golden Age of Hollywood Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Holiday Inn <\/em>(1942)<\/li>\n<li><em>It\u2019s a Wonderful Life<\/em> (1946)<\/li>\n<li><em>Miracle on 34th Street<\/em> (1947)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tim Burton Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The Nightmare Before Christmas<\/em> (1993)<\/li>\n<li><em>Edward Scissorhands<\/em> (1990)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>War Division<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Stalag 17<\/em> (1953)<\/li>\n<li><em>A Midnight Clear<\/em> (1992)<\/li>\n<li><em>Joyeux No\u00ebl<\/em> (2005)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallstreetdaily.com\/2016\/12\/23\/wonderful-time-wasters-year\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">It\u2019s the Most Wonderful Time-Wasters of the Year<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallstreetdaily.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Wall Street Daily<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By WallStreetDaily.com You\u2019ll never have more fun than you will by making your way through Wall Street Daily\u2019s trove of (mostly holiday-inspired) treasures. We\u2019re taking it light today to mark our final issue before the holidays are in full swing. There\u2019s fun stuff to look at, maybe some fun stuff to buy with gift cards, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","no-post-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99931"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99938,"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99931\/revisions\/99938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.investmacro.com\/forex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}